Shoo Bop, Shoo Bop

I've been listening to 50's music on Pandora and love it!  The tunes are so catchy!  I really liked this one song...it goes something like, "If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, go and make a pretty woman your wife, this is my personal point of view, if you want a girl to marry you."  That's what I THOUGHT it said.  Well, the other day, I started listening closely to the words!  I was so surprised to hear that's not what it says!  Today it came on again, so I googled the lyrics!  This is pretty funny.

If You Wanna Be Happy by Jimmy Soul
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.

An UGLY WOMAN COOKS HER MEALS ON TIME?????  hahahahahaha!!!  From the fifties!!!  I guess he thought she should dress up and put a bow in her hair before he came home from work too!  hee hee!!

Enjoy your day!!!  :-)